幽默故事中英文對(duì)照

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1、幽默故事中英文對(duì)照幽默故事中英文對(duì)照NewDiscoveryAhillbillywasvisitingthebigcityforthefirsttime.Enteringanofficebuilding,hesawapudgyolderwomanstepintoasmallroom.Thedoorsclosed,lightsflashed,andafterawhilethedoorslidopenandabeautifulyoungmodelsteppedofftheelevator.Blinkinginamazement,thehillbillydrawled,"Isho

2、uldhavebroughtmywife!"新發(fā)現(xiàn)一個(gè)鄉(xiāng)下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走進(jìn)一座大樓，看見(jiàn)一個(gè)歲數(shù)很大的矮胖女人邁進(jìn)一個(gè)小房間。房間的門(mén)隨后關(guān)上，有幾個(gè)燈在閃亮。一會(huì)兒，門(mén)開(kāi)了，電梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。鄉(xiāng)下人驚奇地眨著眼睛，慢吞吞地說(shuō)：“我應(yīng)該把我的老婆帶來(lái)!”P(pán)repareYourselfAstoryaroundcampushasitthatastudentoncesentatelegramtohisparentsreading:"Mom-flunkedallcourses.Kickedoutofschool.PreparePop."Twodayslat

3、erhereceivedaresponse:"Popprepared.Prepareyourself."己做好準(zhǔn)備校園里流傳著這樣的故事：一個(gè)學(xué)生一次給父母拍了一份電報(bào)，上面寫(xiě)著：“媽媽?zhuān)宜泄φn都不及格，被學(xué)校開(kāi)除。讓爸爸做好準(zhǔn)備?！眱商煲院?，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準(zhǔn)備好。你自己做好準(zhǔn)備吧!”P(pán)art-timeJobWhenmysonwasahign-schoolsophomore,hegotapart-timejobsackinggroceriesatasupermarket.Hecamehomeallsmiles."Howwasyourfirstday?"Iaske

4、d."Itwasgreat,Dad,"hereplied."Igottotalktosomegood-lookinggirls."SinceStephenisnotverytalkative,Iasked,"Whatdidyousaytothem?""Doyoupreferpaperorplastic?"業(yè)余工作我兒子在一所中學(xué)讀二年級(jí)時(shí)，在一家超級(jí)市場(chǎng)找到了一份包裝商品的業(yè)余工作。他滿面笑容地回到了家?！暗谝惶旄杏X(jué)如何？”我問(wèn)。

5、“好極了，爸爸?！彼鸬?，“我跟許多漂亮的女孩子講了話?！庇捎谒沟俜也簧蒲哉?，我問(wèn)道：“你跟他們說(shuō)了些什么？”“你是喜歡紙包裝還是塑料包裝？Di

6、fference"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduatesrespond,'Goodafternoon."Butthegraduatestudentsjustwriteitdown."區(qū)別“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區(qū)別開(kāi)來(lái)，”在洛杉

7、磯加利福利亞州立大學(xué)給我們研究生上工程學(xué)課的老師如此說(shuō)?！拔艺f(shuō)‘下午好’，本科生們回答說(shuō)‘下午好’。研究生們則把我說(shuō)的話記在筆記本上?！眐eepthechangeOneswelteringday,Iwasscoopingicecreamintoconesandtoldmyfourchildrentheycould"buy"aconefrommeforahug.Almostimmediately,thekidslineduptomaketheirpurchases.Thethreeyoungesteachgavemeaquickhug,grabbedtheirconesand

8、racedbackoutside.Butwhenmyteen-agesonattheendofthelinefinallygothisturnto"buy"hisicecream,hegavemetwohugs."Keepthechanges,"hesaidwithasmile.不用找了有一天天氣悶熱，我將冰淇淋舀進(jìn)錐筒，告訴我的四個(gè)小孩，他們可以從我這里用擁抱“購(gòu)買(mǎi)”一筒。于是，孩子們馬上排起了隊(duì)來(lái)購(gòu)買(mǎi)。較小的三個(gè)孩子每人很快的抱了我一下，抓過(guò)冰淇淋筒就跑到外面去了。最后輪到排在隊(duì)尾十年的大兒子來(lái)“買(mǎi)”冰淇淋時(shí)，