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1、男人讓女人感動(dòng)的一句粗話??趙先生一早起來(lái)就頭痛的要死……因?yàn)樗耙惶焱砩虾鹊臓€醉回家!他強(qiáng)迫自己把疲憊不堪的眼睛睜開(kāi)。睜開(kāi)眼后竟然看到床頭上放了一杯水跟幾顆頭痛藥,然后坐起身后又看到了他的衣服已經(jīng)燙好、疊好在床邊。因?yàn)橐黄鸫簿涂吹竭@幾樣反常的事,所以他決定要起身看一看房子其它的地方有沒(méi)有什么奇怪的事他把幾顆頭痛藥吃了。吃的時(shí)候突然發(fā)現(xiàn)藥下有一張紙條,紙條上寫著……“親愛(ài)的,我出去買菜了,你的早餐我已經(jīng)做好放在餐桌上~趁熱吃吧~愛(ài)你喔~”趙先生一頭霧水的走進(jìn)了廚房,然后就真的看到了熱騰騰的早餐在桌上還有當(dāng)天
2、的早報(bào)。他看著坐在餐桌吃早餐的兒子問(wèn)……“兒子啊~昨天到底發(fā)生了什么事?”趙先生的兒子回答“嗯……你凌晨三點(diǎn)跌跌撞撞、大吼大叫的回了家~把幾個(gè)家俱給打壞踹壞~然后又很聰明的在走廊上撞了墻壁幾下、送給自己一個(gè)黑眼圈!趙先生越來(lái)越不明白的又問(wèn)了兒子“那為什么家里給打掃的那么干凈然后你媽又給我做了熱騰騰的早餐給我吃呢?!”兒子恍然大悟的說(shuō)“喔~你是在問(wèn)那個(gè)喔~~~媽昨天看到你醉死的回家,一肚子火的把你拉到房間里,然后想把你臟衣服換掉,結(jié)果在脫你褲子的時(shí)候你罵了她一句:‘喂~小姐~你滾遠(yuǎn)一點(diǎn)~我已經(jīng)結(jié)婚了~’!??
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5、hilestillhotblessed~~~Ohloveyou"lossofMr.Zhaoenteredthekitchen,thenitwillreallyseethehotbreakfastonthetabletherethatdayMorningPost.Helookedatthetabletoeatbreakfastsittinginmysonasked..."Myson-ahyesterdayintheendwhathappened?"Mr.Zhao'ssonanswered,"ah...you3
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7、ouldhavegonewrong?!"Mysoncametosay"Oh-youareaskedthatthegame~~~motherseeyouyesterdaydissectionofthehome,afireinhisbellyintoyourroom,thenyouwanttoreplacedirtyclothes,Resultsfromyourpantswhenyouscoldedherone:'HeyMiss~~~yourollbackIhavetogetmarried-'!