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1、.Don'tbotherme別煩我Onedayakindmanmetapanickylittleboyinhisneighbor-hoodwhenhewasgoinghomefromhisoffice.?Henoticedthattheboyseemedtohavefoughtwithotherboys.Hekindlysaid:"Whydoyouhaveablackeye,littleman?Iamsorrytoseethat?"?Unexpectedlytheboyrepliedangrily:"Don'tbotherme.Yougohometofeelsorryforyo
2、urownlittleboy-hehasgottwo!"?有一天一個(gè)好心的人下班回家時(shí)，在他居住的小區(qū)里碰到一個(gè)神色慌張的小男孩。?他注意到這個(gè)孩子像是剛和別的孩子打過架，就親切的對(duì)他說：“小家伙，你怎么會(huì)有個(gè)黑眼眶呀？看到你這樣，我很為你難過？”?不料這個(gè)小男孩竟然氣沖沖地回答說：“別煩我。你回家去為你自己的小男孩難過吧。他有兩個(gè)黑眼眶?！盢aivereasoning天真的推理Amanwastellingastorytohisson,afour-year-oldboy.Theboynoticedalockofgrayhaironhisfather'sheadandasked:
3、"Whyaresomeofyourgray,papa?"?"Papawillgetagrayhaireverytimehislittleboyisnaughty,"saidhisfather,thinkingtotaketheadvantageofthisopportunitytogivehimamorallesson.?Theboythoughtforamoment,andthennaivelysaid:"Oh,Iseewhymygrandpapahasalotofgrayhaironhishead.Ithinkhemusthavehadverynaughtyboys."?有
4、個(gè)人給他的兒子，一個(gè)4歲的男孩講故事。小男孩注意到他父親的頭上有一縷白發(fā)，就問道：“爸爸，你的頭發(fā)怎么是白的？”?他的父親想趁機(jī)給他上一堂教育課，就回答說：“爸爸的小男孩每頑皮一次，爸爸頭上就會(huì)長(zhǎng)出一根白頭發(fā)。”?小男孩沉思了一下，就天真地說：“哦，我知道爺爺為什么有那么多白頭發(fā)了。我想他的兒子們一定也非常頑皮?！盋anyoueatanymore你還能吃嗎InChemistryclass,theteacherwasexplainingtherelationshipbetweensolventandsolute:"Acertainsolventcanonlydissolveace
5、rtainsolute.Forexample,youhaveeatenabowlofrice,thenonemorebowl.Afterhavingeatenthethirdbowl,youhavefeltfulltothethroat.Atthistime,canyoueatanymore?"?Oneofthestudentsasked:"Isthereanydish?"......?化學(xué)課上老師講解溶劑與溶質(zhì)的關(guān)系：“一定的溶劑只能溶解一定的溶質(zhì)。比如說，你吃了一碗飯，又吃了一碗，第三碗吃下去已經(jīng)飽了，你還能吃下去嗎？”?有個(gè)學(xué)生問：“還有菜嗎？”Agarbagecolle
6、ctor垃圾收集工Johnwastenyearsold,andhewasaverylazyboy.?Hehadtogotoschoolofcourse,buthewasboredthereandtriedtodoaslittleworkaspossible.Hisfatherandmotherwerebothdoctorsandtheyhopedthathewouldbecomeone,too,whenhegrewup,butonedayLohnsaidtohismother,"WhenIfinishschool,Iwanttobecomeagarbagecollector."
7、?"Agarbagecollector?"hismotherasked.Shewasverysurprised."That'snotaverypleasantjob.Whydoyouwanttobecomeagarbagecollector?"?"BecausethenI'donlyhavetoworkonedayaweek,"Lohnanswered.?"Onlyonedayaweek?"hismothersaid."Whatdoyoumean?"?"Well,"Johnanswered,
