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1、BOY:Hey,Iacedit.GIRL:Lookout,Harvard.(buzzersignaling)TOONLIZZIE:Surprise,anotherB.It'snotbad.It'sjust...aB--boring...bland...blah...blahagain.(belldings)(popping)(belldings)(flashbulbpopping)TOONLIZZIE:Evernoticethateveryoneseemstobegreatatsomething?LIZZIE:Hey,greatnecklace.MIRANDA:Thanks.Im
2、adeitoutofsodacans.TOONLIZZIE:SeewhatImean?AllIcandowithasodacanisrecycleit.GORDO:No,don't-don'tturnthatway.I'mlosingmyshot.TOONLIZZIE:Gordo'sinsearchofhisnextdocumentaryandIcanbarelytakeaPolaroid.(yells)MIRANDA:What'sup?LIZZIE:Mmm,Englishtestgradesareup.MIRANDA:AnotherB?LIZZIE:Whatelse?Iamso
3、sickofgettingBs.IwantanAatsomething.GORDO:Youcouldbeanactress.Youlookprettygoodthroughthecamera.LIZZIE:Youthink?GORDO:Sure.LIZZIE:(giggling):Cool.GORDO:Orastuntwoman.THEMESONG:*Ifyoubelieve**We'vegotapicture-perfectplan**We'vegotyoufooled**'Causeweonlydothebestwecan**Andsometimeswemakeit**And
4、sometimeswefakeit**Butwegetonestepclosereachandeveryday**We'llfigureitoutontheway.*MIRANDA:There'sabsolutelynothinghappyaboutMondaysbeginningwiththedreadedandmostfearedCoachKelly.LIZZIE:Shyeah,queenofthegym-nauseum.MIRANDA:EvilPESorceress.(cackling)MIRANDA:Iwonderwhatournewsportisthistime.LIZ
5、ZIE:Whateveritis,IbetI'mjustasbadatitasIwasatarchery.(missilefalling)LIZZIE:CoachKellyshouldn'tparkhercarsoclosetothefield.COACHKELLY:Rhythmicgymnastics...acombinationofgymnasticsandballetrequiringsupremeskillandcoordination.TOONLIZZIE:Andfloppyshoesandaredclownnose.LIZZIE:You'vegottobekiddin
6、gme.MIRANDA:Thisisapimpleonthefaceofwomen'ssports.LIZZIE:Yeah,youthinkshegetspaidextraforhumiliatingus?COACHKELLY:Youcanusetheballthehoops,theclubsortheribboninanycombinationbutlet'sjuststartwiththebasicsfortoday.MIRANDA:GirlsPEtotallysucks.LIZZIE:Yeah,theydon'tmaketheboysdofreakystufflikethi
7、s.Theygettodoallthecoolthings.COACHKELLY:Anyvolunteers?MIRANDA:No.(gasps)(whimpering):Insidevoice,insidevoice.COACHKELLY:Miranda...didIjusthearyouvolunteertodemonstrate?MIRANDA:Um...COACHKELLY:Good.Thenwhydon'tyoushowushowit'sdone?(drumroll)M