英語三人短劇__搞笑

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1、顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯里了服務(wù)員：別擔(dān)心，先生，不是很燙！A:Watchout!Yourthumbsinmysoup!B:Don'tworrySirit'snotthathot!一個服務(wù)員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。“你瘋了嗎？”顧客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服務(wù)員說，“你想讓它再掉地上？”Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthumboverthemeat.A:Areyoucrazy?(yelledthecustomer),withyourhandonmys

2、teak?(Whatanswersthewaiter)Youwantittofallontheflooragain?服務(wù)員：茶或咖啡？先生。第一個顧客：我要茶第二個顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的！服務(wù)員：兩杯茶，哪個要干凈的杯子？B:(Waiter:)Teaorcoffeegentlemen?A:I'llhavetea.C:(2ndcustomer:)Metoo-andbesuretheglassisclean!(Waiterexitsreturns)B:(Waiter:)Twoteas.Whichoneaskedforthecleanglas

3、s?創(chuàng)新句子：我堅持用干凈杯子喝茶。服務(wù)員，這只蒼蠅在我湯里干什么？看起來象是在仰泳，A:Waiterwhat'sthisflydoinginmysoup?Umlookstometobebackstrokesir...服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅！別擔(dān)心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛會干掉它。A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!B:Don'tworrysirthespideronthebreadrollwillget'em.服務(wù)員，我湯里有只蒼蠅！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排里。A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!C

4、:Nosirthat'sacockroachtheflyisonyoursteak.服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅！別讓別人看見，先生，要不別人都要。A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!B:Keepitdownsirorthey'llallbewantingone.服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅！我知道，先生，我們沒有另收錢。A:Waiterthere'saflyinmysoup!C:ItsOKSirthere'snoextracharge!服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅！對不起，先生，我弄走那三個時忘了這個。A:Waiterthereisaflyinm

5、ysoup!B:SorrysirmaybeI'veforgottenitwhenIremovedtheotherthree.服務(wù)員，湯里有只死蒼蠅！是的，先生，是開水殺死了它們。A:Waiterthere'sadeadflyinmysoup!C:Yessirit'sthehotwaterthatkillsthem.話劇前半部分是荊珂刺秦王搞笑英語話劇劇本（Introduction）：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtosh

6、owthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(畫外音：

7、It’syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高興狀)Thankumirror!（面對觀眾）I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?阿三(畢恭畢敬):Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I’vetoldyouagainanda

8、gainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、sma