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1、幽默英語笑話情景對話字體大小:大中小weikwang發(fā)表于2007-08-1117:30評論50條 閱讀42163次 有一天,俺商店里來了個外國人買西餐料。他選好一樣東西,俺就在計算器上摁出價錢給他看。當然俺有點不好意思了,而且俺還會句英語。于是,俺就對他說: “Iamsorry”。 “Iamsorry,too”外國人回答。 “Iamsorrythree”我道。 “Whatareyousorryfor?”外國人問。 “Iamsorryfive”我說……男:CanIbuyyouadrin
2、k?(我可以為你買一杯飲料嗎?) 女:ActuallyI''dratherhavethemoney.(不必,我我寧愿留下那些錢。)經(jīng)典對話二:thisseatempty?(直譯:這個座位是空的吧?) 女:Yes,andthisonewillbeifyousitdown.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的。)經(jīng)典對話五: 男:Haven''tIseenyousomeplacebefore?(我好像以前在什么地方見過你?) 女:Yes.That''swhyIdon''tgothereanym
3、ore.(是的。這就是為什么我不再去那個地方的原因。)經(jīng)典對話六: 男:WillyougooutwithmethisSaturday?(這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎?) 女:Sorry.I''mhavingaheadachethisweekend.(抱歉。這個周末我頭疼。) 男:CanIhaveyourname?(直譯:我能有你的名字嗎?) 女:Why?Don''tyoualreadyhaveone?(為什么?你不是已經(jīng)有一個了嗎?)經(jīng)典對話三: 男:I''maphotographer.I'
4、'vebeenlookingforafacelikeyours.(我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。) 女:I''maplasticsurgeon.I''vebeenlookingforafacelikeyours.(我是整形外科醫(yī)生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)經(jīng)典對話四:經(jīng)典對話七: 男:IthinkIcouldmakeyouveryhappy.(我想我能讓你非常快樂。) 女:Why?Areyouleaving?(是嗎?你是說你要離開?)?1.TEACHER:Georg
5、e,gotothemapandfindNorthAmerica. GEORGE:Hereitis! TEACHER:Correct.Now,class,whodiscoveredAmerica? CLASS:George! 2.TEACHER:Ellen,givemeasentencestartingwith"I". ELLEN:Iis... TEACHER:No,Ellen.Wealwayssay,"Iam."ELLEN:Allright..."Iamtheninthletterof
6、thealphabet."? 3.TEACHER:IfIhadsevenorangesinonehandandeightorangesintheother,whatwouldIhave? CLASS:Bighands! 4.TEACHER:Didn'tyoupromisetobehave? STUDENT:Yes,Sir. TEACHER:Anddidn'tIpromisetopunishyouifyoudidn't? STUDENT:Yes,Sir,butsinceIbrokemyp
7、romise,Idon'texpectyoutokeepyours. 5.TEACHER:Inthisbox,Ihavea10-feetsnake.SAMMY:Youcan'tfoolme,Teacher...snakesdon'thavefeet.Onthebeach?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????沙灘上有趣的對話Amanwassunbathingn
8、akedatthebeach.???????????????????????????????????一男于沙灘上裸曬。Forthesakeofcivility,andtokeepitfromgettingsunburned,??為了文明點,也因為怕太陽灼傷它hehadahatoverhisprivates.???????????????????????????????????????????????????????他給私處蓋上草帽。Awomanwalkspastandsays,sn