幽默情景對(duì)話

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1、Napolan?and?his?soldiers（拿破侖這個(gè)單詞我記不清楚了）?眾士兵排列整齊的上。?M:?Attention.（立正）?Turn?right/left.?Quick?time,?march!（齊步走）?(吹哨)?Halt!(立定)?Turn?right/left.?At?ease!(稍息).Dismiss!(解散)?M:?Hello!Everyone!?This?is?Sam.?He?is?Swede.?Today?he?join?us.?Let's?give?him?a?warm?w

2、elcome!?Ss:?Welcome!?Welcome!?(握手、拍肩?和他打招呼，但是他搖搖頭)?M:?He?doesn't?know?French?at?all.?Ss:?What?a?pity!?A:?I?hear?Napolan?will?be?here?in?a?month.?M:?What?shall?we?do??B.?I?hear?N?often?asks?three?quenstions.?and?often?in?an?order.?The?first?one?is?"How?ol

3、d?are?you?".?The?second?one?is?"How?long?have?you?been?in?the?Amry?".?The?third?one?is?"Did?you?join?any?of?my?two?compaigns?"?M:?All?of?us?have?no?problem?except?Sam.?He?doesn't?know?French.?What?shall?we?do??B.?I?have?an?idea.?From?now?on?all?of?us?tea

4、ch?him?the?three?questions?at?any?time.?Ss:?Good!?各種場(chǎng)合：?睡覺(jué):?A:?Sam.?How?old?are?you??Sam:21.sir!?A:?How?long?have?you?been?in?the?Army??Sam:?3?years?sir!?A:?Did?you?join?any?of?my?two?compaigns??Sam:?Both.sir!?吃飯:B:Sam.?How?old?are?you??Sam:21.sir!?B:?Ho

5、w?long?have?you?been?in?the?Army??Sam:?3?years?sir!?B:?Did?you?join?any?of?my?two?compaigns??Sam:?Both.sir!?跑步：C:Sam.?How?old?are?you??Sam:21.sir!?C:?How?long?have?you?been?in?the?Army??Sam:?3?years?sir!?C:?Did?you?join?any?of?my?two?compaigns??Sam:?Both

6、.sir!?.....?Ss:?We?believe?that's?no?problem?at?all.??N?is?coming.?N?is?coming.?(眾士兵立正)?N:?Hello!?Everyone.?How?are?you??Ss:?Fine.?Thank?you!sir!?Sam?在哆嗦，引起了拿破侖的注意。?N:?（走到他的面前）Well.?How?long?have?you?been?in?the?Army??Sam:?21?.?sir.?N:?(非常吃驚的)?How?old?ar

7、e?you??Sam:?(非常自信的)?3?.sir.?N:?(生氣的)?Either?you?or?I?am?mad!!!!?Sam:(洋洋得意的)Both.?sir!!!?Ss:?My?god!!!?眾士兵失望的下場(chǎng)了。