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1、荊軻刺秦王演員表：太子丹—呂升海荊軻—黃世雄嬴政—任奕達(dá)李莫愁—劉影阿二—王蔓阿三—殷于媚大臣甲—程艷輝大臣乙—馮秀秀衛(wèi)兵—尹亞培旁白—厲四普Introduction：Longlongagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.Mr.JingKewasthemostfamousswordsman（劍客）andwassenttokillkin
2、gofQing,“YingZheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshow,willtellyouthetruth……Action1太子丹：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(It’syou,PrinceDan!)Thankumirror!I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattrac
3、tive(吸引人的)manintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealous(妒忌的)guy（家伙）Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?Whereismyminister(大臣)?阿三:Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful(優(yōu)雅的)、handsome、char
4、ming(迷人的)、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子丹：Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate(候選人)?阿三：Afterscreening(篩選)Ihavetwopromising(有希望的)personsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJingKe.Tomorrowth
5、eywillPKfortheNO.1killeroftheworld.太子丹：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?阿三：Yes.Action2荊軻：AreyouLimochou?李莫愁：Yes.荊軻：OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁：Areyouchallengingme?荊軻：Offcourse!聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁：Comeon!荊軻:Look，帥哥?。ɡ钅?/p>
6、愁扭頭，荊軻打到李莫愁）荊軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：Whathappened?Why？youare使詐荊軻:Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don'twe?Dowe?（贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁憤怒狀：you。。。。荊軻大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：Howareyou?荊柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovative(新樣式的)answerto“Howareyou”?荊柯：Sure!太子丹：H
7、owareyou?荊柯：Fine,thankyou,andyourwife?太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey,man,I’mkidding!(未成年人)太子丹：Oh,I’mkiddingtoo!（畢恭畢敬）MayIhaveyournamecard,please?荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，遞給太子丹上面寫著：（太子丹讀）Tobeornottobe,that'saquestion.阿二：Hero，weneedyourhelp.荊柯：Iambusynow!太子丹：Youcangetalotofmoney.荊柯：Iamveryb
8、usynow!阿三：IC,ID,IQcard?荊柯：Iamveryverybusynow!阿二(手指上場的美女，激動狀):Look!Sheisthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.IfyousayO.K.,sheisyours.荊柯(誠懇狀)JusttellmewhatshouldIdo?Iwilldoanythingforyou.Action3.一大臣跑在前，一大臣緊隨其后，跑了一圈，便
