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1、荊軻刺秦王表演人員:xxx--太子丹胡蒙娜--旁白xxx--阿三xxx--荊軻xxx--李莫愁I(lǐng)ntroduction：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.Mr.JingKewasthemostfamousswordsman（劍客）andwassenttokillkingofQing,“YingZheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouw
2、anttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshow,willtellyouthetruth……Action1太子丹：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(It’syou,PrinceDan!)Thankumirror!I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractive(吸引人的)manintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealous(妒忌的)guy（家伙）Ifee
3、lhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?Whereismyminister(大臣)?阿三:Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful(優(yōu)雅的)、handsome、charming(迷人的)、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.Wecanfind
4、aherotokillYingZheng~~~太子：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury(世紀)?Talent!（二十一世紀最需要的是什么，人才?。〨oodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate(候選人)?阿三：Afterscreening(篩選)Ihavetwopromising(有希望的)personsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO.1k
5、illeroftheworld.太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?阿三：Yes.Action2ActionII荊軻：AreyouLimochou?李莫愁：Yes.荊軻：OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁：Areyouchallenging（挑戰(zhàn)的）me?荊軻：Offcourse!李莫愁：Comeon!“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍不死啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。。?！崩钅睿篧hathapp
6、ened?Whyaren’tyouhurt（使受傷）?荊軻:Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don'twe?Dowe?（贏一個人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Mommaalwayssaid:“Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou‘regonna（將要）get."Igotit,Mommaisright.Action3太子丹：Howareyou?荊柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod!Couldyou
7、givemeanunusualanswerto“Howareyou”?荊柯：Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?荊柯：Fine,thankyou,andyourwife?太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey,man,I’mkidding!太子丹：Oh,I’mkiddingtoo!MayIhaveyournamecard,please?荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫著：Tobeornottobe,that'saquestion.阿三：Hero，weneedyourhelp.荊柯：Iambusynow!太子丹：Youcangetalotofmoney.荊柯：
8、Iamverybusynow!阿三：IC,ID,IQcard?荊柯：Iamveryverybusynow!阿三:Look!Sheisthemostbeautifulgirlint
