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1、英語笑話故事??He?Won?Tommy:?How?is?your?little?brother,?Johnny?? Johnny:?He?is?ill?in?bed.?He?hurt?himself.? ?Tommy:?That's?too?bad.?How?did?that?happen? ?Johnny:?We?played?who?could?lean?furthest?out?of?the?window,?and?he?won.他贏了湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒？約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗
2、外最遠(yuǎn)，他贏了。?I?Have?His?Ear?in?My?PocketIvan?came?home?with?a?bloody?nose?and?his?mother?asked,?"What?happened?""A?kid?bit?me,"?replied?Ivan.?"Would?you?recognize?him?if?you?saw?him?again?"?asked?his?mother."I'd?know?him?any?where,"?said?Ivan.?"I?have?his?ear?in?my?pocket."他的耳朵在我衣兜里伊凡鼻子流著血回到家
3、里。他媽媽問，“發(fā)生了什么事？”?“一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。?“再見到他你能認(rèn)出來嗎？”媽媽問?！八叩侥睦镂叶寄苷J(rèn)出他，”伊凡說?！八亩溥€在我衣兜里呢?！?A?Good?BoyLittle?Robert?asked?his?mother?for?two?cents.? "What?did?you?do?with?the?money?I?gave?you?yesterday?" ?"I?gave?it?to?a?poor?old?woman,"?he?answered.? ?"You're?a?good?boy,"?said?the?mother?prou
4、dly.?"Here?are?two?cents?more.?But?why?are?you?so?interested?in?the?old?woman?" ?"She?is?the?one?who?sells?the?candy."好孩子小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢?！白蛱旖o你的錢干什么了？”?“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。?“你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說?！霸俳o你兩分錢?？赡銥槭裁磳δ俏焕咸敲锤信d趣呢？”“她是個(gè)賣糖果的?！盌runkOne?day,?a?father?and?his?little?son?were?going?home.?At?this?
5、age,?the?boy?was?interested?in?all?kinds?of?things?and?was?always?asking?questions.?Now,?he?asked,?"What's?the?meaning?of?the?word?'Drunk',?dad?"?"Well,?my?son,"?his?father?replied,?"look,?there?are?standing?two?policemen.?If?I?regard?the?two?policemen?as?four?then?I?am?drunk.""But,?dad,"
6、?the?boy?said,?"?there's?only?ONE?policeman!"醉酒一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發(fā)問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？”? “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警察。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了?！?“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個(gè)警察呀！”HospitalityThe?hostess?apologized?to?her?unexpected?guest?for?serving?an?apple-pie?without?any?chee
7、se.?The?little?boy?of?the?family?left?the?room?quietly?for?a?moment?and?returned?with?a?piece?of?cheese?which?he?laid?on?the?guest's?plate.?The?visitor?smiled,?put?the?cheese?into?his?mouth?and?then?said:?"You?must?have?better?eyes?than?your?mother,?sonny.?Where?did
