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1、人物:T-唐僧S-孫悟空E-豬八戒J-沙僧B-白骨精B1-B變成的姑娘B2-B變成的太婆B3-B變成的老頭T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow??S:Bajie,map!?E:(拿錯,摸出,遞給S)?S:Look,master(湊近T)………(T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E)?T:Bajie!Whoisshe?J:SheisanAVgirl.E:Oh,BOSS!Notthisone!(伸手拿回)?T:(縮手)I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewest?.E:But……?T:Emitofo,lustisnothing,
2、nothingislust!Givemethemap.E:(遞)Here.Em……wehavearrivedinDr.SunYat-sen'sMausoleum(中山陵)!Ah,Ican’twalkonanymore!(坐)Mystomachdoesn’tallowso.?S:LazyPig!?E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……….?S:Youwillwhat(兇相)??E:(軟禁)Ihavesaidnothing.S:Hm!?T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,I
3、amabithungry.Couldyougotogetmesomefood??E:Yousee,BOSSishungry,too!?J:I’malsohungry.T:Wujing!Shutup!?Youdon’thaveanyrighttospeak!J:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway…..?T:Em…….It’saproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea??S:Noproblem!(掏出道具)(B已躲在一旁偷看)?E:Whatisit??S:Amagicowl!I
4、famonsterapproaches,thisowlwillscreamandradiatecosmicray(放出宇宙射線)tokillanyattackers.So,nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustaybesideit!?T:Emitofo……Wukong,isthisreliable?IonlyknowUltramancanradiatecosmicray.S:Withoutanyproblems!IboughtitfromZhongguancunlastweek.I’mleaving.Bye!(跳上筋斗云)?T:Let’
5、splaycards!(三人開始打牌)音樂《》B:Hm!Hm!Magicowl?Youaretoochildish.It’scounterfeitproducts(假冒偽劣產(chǎn)品).(變成B1姑娘)?B1:(輕松拿走magicowl,接近三人,望著)CanIjoinyou??T:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough.?B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!?T:This?(示意是否打出)?B1:FourAce!?T:Oh….Iwin!Em……
6、,Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachmehowtoplay!音樂停S:(回來,看見B1)Oh,monster!(上前舉棍就打)?B1:(倒)Ah……?I’mdead!T:(氣憤)Wukong!Lookwhatyouhavedone!Sheismyteacher!?S:Sheisamonster!?T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)?S:Oh,pleasedon’t……?T:It’stoolate!(念)南無阿彌陀佛(雙手合十)S:Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱頭)?T:(咬到舌頭,痛,停下來)Ouc
7、h!?B:(在某處,真身出現(xiàn))Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(變成B2太婆)?B2:(上前)Hello,haveyoueverseenmydaughter??T:Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T擋)?S:(咬牙切齒)Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,卻打到T頭,T暈,S再打死B2)?B2:(倒)Ah,I’mdead,too.E和J:AreyouOk,BOSS?(扶T)?T:Shit!I’llkillyo
8、u!(欲打?qū)O悟空,B3老頭出現(xiàn))B3:(看到B1,B