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1、..三打白骨精ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster人物:T唐僧S:孫悟空E:豬八戒J:沙僧B:白骨精(何平)B1:B變成的村姑B2:B變成的太婆B3:B變化成的老頭T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?S:Bajie,map!E:(摸出,遞給S)S:Look,boss(湊近T)???(T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E)T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,don’tbringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirls!E:Oh,boss!Forgiveme(伸手拿回)T:(縮手)I’llkee
2、pitforyouuntilwereachthewestE:But??T:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?E:(遞)Here.Em??wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcanonanymore!(坐)Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.S:FatPig!E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,IwillS:Youwillwhat(兇相)?E:(軟禁)Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤)
3、.S:Hm!;....T:(輕咳)Wukong,factually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood?E:Yousee,bossishungry,too!T:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!J:Butboss,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway?..T:Em??.Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?S:Noproblem!(安裝)(B已躲在一旁偷看)J:Thisis?..?S:Electricnet!
4、Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfromboss’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!T:Em??Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!S:Bye!(走)T:Let’splaycards!(三人開(kāi)始打牌)音樂(lè)《斗地主》B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(變成B1)B1:(接近三人,望著)CanIjoinyou?J:I
5、’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstlandownerandthreepeopleareenough.B1:(在一旁觀看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T:Bomb?(打出)B1:DoubleKing!T:Oh?.Iwin!Em??ouareaboss-hand.Comeinandteachme!(,Lady,y準(zhǔn)備;....開(kāi)電網(wǎng)門(mén))S:(回來(lái),看見(jiàn)B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:(倒)Ah??T:(氣憤)Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!S:Sheisamo
6、nster!T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)S:Oh,pleasedon’t??T:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore??youopenthedoor泰坦尼克主題曲,走音?(離譜)S:Please,Please,oh,no痛苦抱頭??()T:(嗆住,咳)Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!B:(真身出現(xiàn))Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(變成太婆)B2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?T:Daughter?...(連忙擋住地尸體)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是
7、什么,T擋)S:(咬牙切齒)Youmonster,Ibeatyouintohell!(S’ll追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T頭,T暈,S再打死B2)E&J:AreyouOk,boss?(扶T)J:Look,(伸食指)howmany?T:Two?暈乎乎地..()SunWukong,gameover!(變成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸體)Oh?.,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!!(哭喊)S:I’llkillyou,monster!(打)T:(想阻止,未及)You,you.....(險(xiǎn)些暈,E,J扶住)Youhavekilled
8、threelives!;