荊珂刺秦王搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本

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1、荊珂刺秦王搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本荊珂刺秦王EmperorandtheAssassin旁白(Aside)/介紹（Introduction）：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttokno

2、wwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(畫(huà)外音：It’syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高興狀)Thankumirror!（面對(duì)觀眾）I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelh

3、ewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?(向幕里大叫)Whereismyminister?阿三(畢恭畢敬):Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillY

4、ingZheng~~~（作殺狀）太子：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Talent!（二十一世紀(jì)最需要的是什么，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來(lái)回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?阿三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killer

5、oftheworld.太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?阿三：Yes.ActionII（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時(shí)的音樂(lè)）荊軻AreyouLimochou?李莫愁Yes.荊軻OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁A(yù)reyouchallengingme?荊軻Offcourse!聳聳肩表示同意李莫愁Comeon!音樂(lè)起兩人沖上前來(lái)“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。。?！崩钅畹沟厍G

6、軻大笑李莫愁痛苦狀：Whathappened?Whyaren’tyouhurt?荊軻:Wedon’tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don’twe?Dowe?（贏一個(gè)人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Mommaalwayssaid:“Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou’regonnaget.”Igotit,Mommaisright.荊軻再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：Howareyou?荊柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod!Coul

7、dyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?荊柯：Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?荊柯：Fine,thankyou,andyourwife?太子丹暈倒荊柯：Hey,man,I’mkidding!太子丹：Oh,I’mkiddingtoo!（畢恭畢敬）MayIhaveyournamecard,please?荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫(xiě)著：Tobeornottobe,that’saquestion.阿三：Hero，weneedyourhelp.荊柯：Iambusynow!太子丹：Youcangetalotofmoney

8、.荊柯：Iamverybusynow!阿三：IC,I