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1、荊珂刺秦王EmperorandtheAssassinAsideIntroduction：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttokn
2、owwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(It’syou,PrinceDan!)Thankumirror!I’mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillki
3、llmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?Whereismyminister?阿三:Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!阿三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.Wecanfindaherotoki
4、llYingZheng~~~太子：Ohyeah~~~.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Talent!Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?阿三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNO1killeroftheworld.太子：Well,showmethe
5、winnerassoonaspossible,OK?阿三：Yes.ActionII荊軻VS李莫愁荊軻:AreyouLimochou?李莫愁:Yes.荊軻:OK.I’mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁:Areyouchallengingme?荊軻:Offcourse!李莫愁:Comeon!TheUltimateVerus千古決斗李莫愁：Whathappened?Whyaren’tyouhurt?荊軻:Wedon’tneeda
6、nyreasontowinaperson.Don’twe?Dowe?李莫愁：Mommaalwayssaid:“Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou’regonnaget.”Igotit,Mommaisright.太子丹：Howareyou?荊柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?荊柯：Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?
7、荊柯：Fine,thankyou,andyourwife?荊柯：Hey,man,I’mkidding!太子丹：Oh,I’mkiddingtoo!MayIhaveyournamecard,please?Readinginthepaper：Tobeornottobe,that’saquestion.阿三：Hero，weneedyourhelp.荊柯：Iambusynow!太子丹：Youcangetalotofmoney.荊柯：Iamverybusynow!阿三：IC,ID,IQcard?荊柯：Iamveryveryb
8、usynow!Abeautifuiwomaniscoming…阿三:Look!Sheisthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.IfyousayO.K.,sheisyours.荊柯：Ihavetosaysheisaverysexyandbeautifulgirl,butTCMismyonlylove!阿三：What?What’stheTCM?荊柯;H
