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1、旁白&阿三：太子丹：荊軻：李莫愁&荊軻妻：Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJinkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,theshowwillte
2、llyouthetruth.ActionI阿三：Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~太子丹：Ohyeah~~~,butwhoistherightcandidate?阿三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersons.OneisMissLiMochou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheNo.1killeroftheworld.太子丹：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?
3、阿三：Yes.ActionII荊軻AreyouLiMochou?李莫愁Yes.荊軻OK.I’mJinKe,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁A(yù)reyouchallengingme?荊軻Ofcourse!李莫愁Comeon!李莫愁Whathappened?Whyaren’tyouhurt?荊軻Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don'twe?Dowe?（贏一個(gè)人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）太子丹：Howareyou?荊柯：Fine,thank
4、you,andyou?太子丹：OhmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?荊柯：Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?荊柯：Fine,thankyou,andyourwife?太子丹暈倒 荊柯：Hey,man,I’mkidding!太子丹：Oh,I’mkiddingtoo!阿三：Hero，weneedyourhelp.荊柯：Iambusynow!太子丹：Youcangetalotofmoney.荊柯：Iamverybusynow!太子丹：Imustshowyouthetrumpcard.
5、ThisisLiptonSlimmingtea.荊柯：Slimmingtea!Ihavedreamedofitforthousandsoftimes.MywifealwaysthreatenstoleavemeifIcouldn’tlosemyweight.荊柯:JusttellmewhatshouldIdo?Iwilldoanythingforyou.太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!ActionШ荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero,wehavealreadyreachedYishuiRiver.荊珂：Juststophere,ple
6、ase.Good-bye,myfriends.太子丹：Iwillmissyou.荊珂：Darling,Iloveyou.妻子：Iloveyou!Youmeanmoretomethananythinginthiswholeworld!荊珂：Iloveyoumore.Inspiteofyouandmeandthewholesillyworldgoingtopiecesaroundus,Iloveyou.(哪怕是世界末日我都會(huì)愛著你妻子：Well.Beaman,Iwillberightherewaitingforyou.荊珂：Sweetheart!Youm
7、ustdomethishonor...promisemeyouwillsurvive...thatyouwillnevergiveup...promisemenow,andneverletgoofthatpromise.妻子:"Ipromise."荊軻:"Neverletgo.”妻子:"Ipromise.Iwillneverletgo,Jack.I'llneverletgo."荊珂上船，漸漸遠(yuǎn)去 妻子：It’sagooddaytodie.Nevercomeback.Never……Never……妻子：Thankyouverymuch.AssoonasI
8、getthelifeassurance$1000,000,Iwilltransferhalfofit,$50
